i am going to hell and so are you

Father Jeremy Davies, exorcist for Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor, the leader of Catholics in England and Wales, says that activities such as yoga, massage therapy, reiki or even reading horoscopes could put people at risk from evil spirits.

hmmm... so, the yoga, massage therapy and reading of horoscopes i enjoy is going to lead to demon possession and hell. i feel wicked, bring it on!